Which Reminds Me

Yes, that was odd how you were carrying on so uproariously about your fears of airport security and how you were afraid that they might stop and search you, as if that were funny, although not really, and then when I press the point you act as if offended, as if I were the airport security that you so fear, although not really. Really, I never did care that much about your Thor-hugging religiosity. I thought that if we were Christians, we were supposed to be learning something from Jesus, not just masquerading as Elvis at the talent show. What planet are you from, anyway? Sirius?