Which Reminds Me

Yes, tell me, what dialectical dialogue could I possibly have with the mentally retards of Michigan, what with their stupid Herd mentality and refusal to speak in complete sentences? I just have no idea what they want from me. I just want all the idiots of Michigan to go away and stop harassing me because anyway my name is not Helen, obviously. No one ever said that we were ever acquainted with them or even knew of their existence. There is just nothing else to say about that.