Which Reminds Me

Yes, I once went Christmas caroling with some people who included Jill and Linda. However, the similarities pretty much end there. There are many other things not contained in my head, so why is nobody tapping the open sewer that flows freely through Jill's empty head? I couldn't begin to explain in public some of the things that I heard her say because it wouldn't be appropriate to talk about them. Just because they now have husbands, that doesn't really guarantee that Jill and Linda are such nice or innocent people with no deep dark secrets to hide.