Which Reminds Me

My Dad's Uncle Ben married a Puerto Rican woman, his second wife, but they had no children. We never actually met her and I don't think that anyone else in our family feels any particular attachment to the idea of Porto Rico. I seem to remember that a missionary in El Salvador, Paul Finkenbinder was from Porto Rico originally but we are not related to Paul. He died a few years ago. What will we do with this Porto Rican boondoggle? I just have no idea. The Porto Rican women are trying to portray themselves as victims in the affair but that is just their personal drama, them not wanting to admit that they already have so many advantages over the other women of Latin America in terms of immigration, citizenship and living standards, and yet they want more more more.