Which Reminds Me

Yes, I do remember that when I was living in California my landlords were from Wisconsin, and also they lived next door to me. Why these Wisconsin landlords would be intercepting my undelivered mail and wiretapping my telephone conversations, seeking information with which to blackmail me, is a question that has not yet been explored. How would I ever prove that even happend? I can't even remember what their names were so how would I go about suing Wisconsin's fat ugly hogs? I just have no idea.