Anyway, there is nothing of a personal nature that I would need to discuss with Jan Chance and the Whitaker twins. You cannot spend your entire high school career stabbing me in the back and then expect me to care later about your sick and twisted opinions on the facts of life. Just because all three are chubby blondes with attitude problem, one cannot simply jump to the conclusions that they are all cousins, needless to say. Perhaps it is mere coincidence and yet it is weird how they are all so interested, weirdly interested in things that are actually none of their business.