Which Reminds Me

Why all this commotion about nothing much? I thought that I had cancelled Kathy's Vedic Horror Show in which I was to be sold off as a Temple whatchamacallit, unfit to socialize on a level with very wealthy daughters of the virtuous Italian nobility, but perhaps you did not get the message. Actually, that never happened. That was a figment of someone's very sick imagination, whether Kathy's or other persons' I am not sure, and not explained in so many words that I would have an opportunity to directly confront and rebuke this misapprehension and misunderstanding. There were bits of that strewn about. I find this type of humor completely unacceptable and inexplicable, but as it comes directly from my own government, way over my head, I am myself powerless as to what remedy I could ever expect to get in regards to this completely stupid fictional scenario concocted by whatever nasty wicked Italian people. Just ignoring them and thus hoping that they will disappear and not bother me later does not seem to be working.