Which Reminds Me

I really cannot understand why all these New Yorkers were expecting me to go there. Just because the Broadway Mark cheaters were spreading some lies and disinformation, that does not mean that I am required to dignify that with any response, thus expending all my energies on a meaningless gimmick. Perhaps you would be surprised to learn that I am not so dumb that I cannot tell when someone is trying to pull my leg, but I am wiser than you may know to that type of angry humor.