Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is true that Sharon Turner is such an ugly hideous thing, a horrifying thing to behold, in addition to being a constant whiner, that it would be very difficult for her to find a husband native-born in the U.S.A., which probably explains why she had to go overseas to get married and then import her foreign-born husband, which is not so difficult. Only one spouse needs to be a U.S. citizen to import the whole family and its various prickly attachments in short order. But some of us are not interested in participating in that show.