Which Reminds Me

How well I remember in 10th grade high school English class, how fascinated you were when Miss Marken, in her little current affairs chat, was talking about the recent Patty Hearst kidnapping and also Patty's sudden appearance in a snappy French beret toting a machine gun, robbing a bank with the Symbionese Liberation Army. You are so stupid you probably think that all white girls are clones of Patty Hearst, all immensely rich, all so confused about the ambiguous captors who are dictating the warped narrative.