Which Reminds Me

You wicked evil Romans were the original inventors of the Carnival, were you not? God forbid that an innocent American should buy tickets to your heavily marketed display of European decadence and debauchery, designed to lure innocents to a life of crime. You cannot be seriously expecting me to defend Mr. Greene on this account. I am not buying tickets to your Carnival event because thankfully it is too way too far, not to mention expensive, to even get there in the first place. Was that Mr. Anonymous or Mr. Greene?