Do I understand or 'get' the meaning of the term 'family jewels'? Um, actually, yes, I think that I do get the idea, sort of. Ann at high school is talking about the family jewels. Oh, did someone kick someone, undoubtedly a male person, in the family jewels? Ann's reporting does not provide the who, when or where, so I am at an entire loss to explain anything about that. What did Ann mean by that anyway? What could I possibly say about that reporting so utterly devoid of the essential factoids of the matter.