Which Reminds Me

Yes, I heard that Mr. Moneybags Honkinidiot thinks that he has linked my fate to that of his idiot son David, whom I notice is now locked away for life in the insane asylum where he belongs. That never made any sense to me. I am barely acquainted with that lunatic. Who would want to associate with any denomination controlled by these lunatics? If Jesus was celebrated for overturning the tables of the moneychangers, would it not seem rather heroic to finally drive a knife through Robbie's greedy heart? Not that I would ever do that literally, but I am just saying that in principle, I put no faith in their worthless machine which does nothing for me.