Yes, why do I have to do the penance for the Triplett brothers' famous castle scheme? Biblically speaking, the name of the Lord is a strong tower. But I would prefer to leave that concept in the abstract at least to you. A real-life castle would be just too expensive to maintain and the property taxes exorbitant, especially on my currently low income, not to mention the implied relocation to Europe. A more realistic goal might be simple ownership of a home of any size so that I could at least have my own space that cannot be trespassed upon continuously by street theater clowns.
I would prefer that you deliver your castle message directly to them, rather than me having to speak the truth to powerfully obstinate whiners.