Which Reminds Me

I really cannot think of anything nice to say about your boring foul-mouthed skunks Cori and Jody. Yes, it is true that I never could do much in the way of spiritual leadership when surrounded by these dreary worthless Evans people. I do not wish to be mean to them, but how do I politely remind them that I am not their slave property? Please tell them for me to go away and stop bothering me, to get off my back. They just don't seem to understand that I do not want their secondhand junk. College is over now. I will be just fine without some worthless piece of Evans dirt that never meant anything anyway.