Monday, November 27, 2017

Which Reminds Me

Q. Yes, I remember that you were saying that you had almost imagined me to be the alpaca skin hanging on the wall of your house. How else could I happen to overhear your private conversation.

A. What private conversation are you referring to? I only know that I was not there at the time. No, I am not the alpaca skin hanging on the wall. Perhaps you have mistaken me for one of your maids. And if you protest too much everyone will want to know more about this private conversation and its contents. What is your problem?