What, no remedy at law? You would prefer to have all the benefits exclusively for yourself, omitting to pay the bill for all these services which required so much time and effort to fulfill. In thus protesting too much, we see that you never were a sincere contractor and/or player to start with. It was all staged this way to leave us dangling on a broken branch, thus breaching the faith of millions in masquerading as an advocate of the poor, thus to fatten your own pocketbook at our expense.
And should we repay your evil with more evil, perhaps hiring some goon to put a bullet through Kim's empty Porto Rican head? No, that would not be an appropriate remedy for a Christian, as we endeavor to follow the teachings of Christ himself as best we can.
We must turn the other cheek and let them kill us first, hoping that in eternity somehow things will work out for the better eventually. Thus we must let this lather of Puerto Rican wrath exhaust itself until the fury of Kim is spent.
Or else we could have a war, which would be so messy and the outcome of such uncertain and dubious benefit to us. They would just kill us before we even knew what happened, thus rendering our interests a worthless futility.
So this seems to me a Lose-Lose situation. What do you want from me? I have no interest in fighting against you. You are boring. There is nothing to be gained from engaging in a stupid dialogue in which you cannot be trusted to deal with us in good faith, as you have already demonstrated so clearly.
