I really am such a good person, at least in my own opinion, so smart, so intelligent, never mind about the prewritten script in which you have appointed unto me the role of bad girl. Which is why every year I do less and less to cooperate with your lousy script, do more and more to ignore the insignificance of your pathetically worthless existence, because you just don't work for me, do you? So at least we can agree on that point.