Which Reminds Me

Yes, this is somewhat awkward, how would I know what crazy thing Libby said or did whenever? I wasn't paying that much attention to Libby's existence that I would know what was going on with her. I heard that some people were wanting to plug me into her Puerto Rico machine, but I did not like that idea. What random insanity would be the result of that, given that I have no idea what is going on over there on the other side of the alphabet? They know very well what they purposely and deliberately forgot to tell me about, so I imagine they must be find it very amusing to hear me floundering for answers that I never heard in the first place.