Which Reminds Me

Yes, I heard Carmen chattering online about her plans to harass and abuse me using her ex-boyfriend Ulysses, except that he died, and also I never had any conversation with either of them, so they really have nothing on me with which to actually do that. I see that you are obviously disappointed to learn that actually none of your accusations are true, that your case has fallen flat and that you have in the process proven yourself to be definitively a liar in this picture. Can't you find someone else to harass? Why always me?