Bizarre Assault

Yes, that was so bizarre the way they assaulted me by sending someone to rant and rave about all kinds of nonsense, including all this carrying on about Lord Stanley, the English aristocrat. The only famous Stanley in America that I know of would be Charles Stanley and he is a Baptist pastor and speaker, not an English aristocrat that anyone in America would be aware of or think of as such. OK, so Lord Stanley fought some battles against Scotland back in the olden days of yore, before the remaining Stuarts were finally sent into exile, with their hopes of taking the English crown now perhaps only a dimly cherished dream of certain Spanish artistocrats of questionable significance who yet somehow wield vast political influence and wealth. Does this make these Southern Baptists, which would include televangelist Pat Robertson, the natural predators of persons with Scottish descent such as myself? Is that why these televangelists seem more like hostile enemies than anyone I would care to associate with? And if these English aristocrats succeed in their planned genocide of Scottish people, who will protect them from their natural predators, the French? Is a Hundred Years' War so easily forgotten? Ok, so the Scottish were in league with the French during the Hundred Years' War so we can see where the English might still remember that. Nevertheless, the French were no friends to us. They might have paid off the Scottish soldiers of fortune and sent them packing back to their northern island abode but still they treat us with disdain as should be expected. These French people think they know everything and think they can get everything without any help from us. Obviously the French would love to rule the world. Doesn't everyone? But the French often lose wars. Relying on the double-minded French, so overrun with the cares of pleasing the world, would be foolish indeed. Do I trust these French to protect my best interests? Certainly not. In all those years of high school, what did the Brizuelas ever do for me? Absolutely nothing, not even a hello. Their minds are set on carving out a place for themselves in Paris, the intellectual capital of Europe. They give no pause to ponder the concerns of ordinary Americans such as myself. They seek only to profit from the naive and gullible American who trustingly and blindly puts faith in their empty promises of building a new Gaza Strip in West Texas, as if we do not already have enough problems already. Yes, if these social engineers have their way, America would soon become a divisible nation, sliced into little fiefs and tribes. That is why I cannot take all of this nonsense seriously, obviously.