Carmen

It is becoming quite evident that I actually did not attend high school together with Carmen. In fact, it appears that voodoo trash Carmen actually attended high school in the Dominican Republic and is actually a classmate of Linda Lestarjette, who married Mark and who has lots of Pakistani terrorist connections that are of no use to me. I have no interest in gaining anything from Linda's Pakistani terrorist connections. It works the other way around. The Pakistanis have much to learn from us and nothing intelligent to say, obviously. Just one look at their battle-scarred culture is enough to make one vomit, definitely, and to think that Susie seriously considered married one of those dogs. She must have been out of her mind.