Foursquare Losers

How long will the dirty dogs of Foursquaredom be allowed to trample upon us and perscute us and sneer and ridicule us? Uncle Sam's idiot children, as well as Key, have set a very lousy example for them. In reality, we have a very low opinion of those Foursquare swine, mostly snooty celebs whose season of popularity is long past, and this probably includes the horrible Hammonds, especially those hideous wicked witches Katherine and Betty. I often hear their voices cackling in the background. Someday when I have money, I will leave those horrible Hammonds far behind in the dust. My story has absolutely nothing do with the dreary Hammonds. In fact, I might even suggest that the horrid Hammonds emigrate to China if they are so interested because we are not. We would prefer to make America our home without being terrorized constantly by these dimwitted Hammonds and their "sick" in-law connections, the Roberts and the Muellers, etc. Just because our great-grandparents were acquainted, that does not mean that we care to continue this fruitless and unequitable relationship that is so burdensome to us. We don't remember hideous Katherine and have nothing nice to say about that hideous creature. Where did all the sane people go?