Friday, July 27, 2012

It Would Only Be Fair

If Jan Green was expelled for saying what she said, I can see where it would logically be fair to also expel Dareda Embry for what she said. After all, most of us Christian girls would not want everyone to think that Dareda's off-the-wall comments were in any representative of anything that we were even thinking about at the time. And anyway, was Dareda the only married woman on the planet that she alone should lay claim to sexual favors when actually she has no husband? Thus it seems logical that Dareda should be sent home to Illinois to ponder the error of her ways rather than inflict upon us this amoral swamp in which she appears to be wallowing. Life is complicated enough without these faithless friends hanging around to lead me astray. And why are those dogs, June and Dareda and Jan, still hanging around at my doorway when actually they are not invited? In fact, I don't remember inviting them in the first place. It was just one of those college things that you probably regretted later but refuse to admit, but anyway nobody made you say that.