Sharon the Sourpuss

Which reminds me of the old joke. Our church's denominational headquarters is located in Springfield, Missouri. Sometimes when people were making the obligatory voyage to that city there was the little joke about having to make the pilgrimage to Mecca. For those in the know, and with a sense of humor, this joke is chuckle-worthy aside if not overused or too often repeated and also not used in the presence of a humorless sourpuss by the name of Sharon Turner, whose mental distortions are proof positive that one can have a college major in English and yet have never achieve writing success for lack of anything intelligent to say.