Which Reminds Me

I went all the way to Virginia only to find myself dogged by this Lori from Michigan. How many times do I have to explain that I am not interested in joining the military? I just don't care. I am only a girl. I could not even begin to explain about guns, and then there is the John Birch Affair to which our family has not even the slightest connection, that is, the story of the Baptist missionary/CIA agent murdered in China. How many times do we have to explain that the John Birch Affair is not our problem? I have no clue. Not even one clue. Not even a shade of a clue. Nothing. Zilch. Nada.