Which Reminds Me

Yes, all of these lousy jokes about me not being invited to parties, do you really think that I am so dumb that I do not get the joke about myself not being admitted to parties of either kind? Something about myself having no gift worthy of them. Uh huh. And do you really imagine that I am the type of smarmy social-climbing gold-digger who measures their self-worth only terms of social contact with snooty arrogant party people? I really could not care less about these party people. So you are just wasting your breath on me if you expect that I will be motivated to action by all of this overblown hype. You don't even make any sense.