Which Remind Me

Yes, I do vaguely recall that there was a blond lady at our college who was a married student. Her worthless husband, deciding that she had gotten too fat, solved the issue by running off with another student, possibly some skinnier but trashy Italian dog. What were their names? Yes, Italian women are so shameless in this regard, always dressed in the most provocative outfits of the hooker variety. The devil himself would tempt male eyes to peek but do we really have to tell these people that underwear should be undercover lest they be mistaken for the devil? Obviously the sales racks of department stores nowadays are chock full of inappropriate outfits just waiting to be bought by these clueless teenage girls. Girls with brains are smarter than that, more selective about what they do and do not wear.