Which Reminds Me

Greg is a slobbering idiot who was a friend of my sister's. Greg's obnoxious face often appeared at church functions even though he really never belonged here and never had anything intelligent to say. It so happens that Greg married a Renee which sounds exactly like my sister's name although not spelled the same way. My parents did not know that René is actually a man's name in French so that explains why she was often wrongly assigned to boys' P.E. class in high school and often spent the first day of school in the principal's office getting her class schedule changed.