Which Reminds Me

About now someone really ought to be turning off the faucet, or rather I should perhaps say the Fawcett, Fawcett being the mother's maiden name of Samuel Longwell, the shady character who absconded with the money, for whom my great-grandfather took the fall, a thankless thing to do. We don't have time to match wits with your dogs Mary and Heather and anyway we couldn't care less. The dikes of Holland are overflowing. If only more of the facts were forthcoming we could sort out what our problem actually is but we really don't know enough about it, can't get a handle on it, just treading water here