Which Reminds Me

I tend to think that not all titles are created equal. Anyway, I am not aware of myself being under any obligation to pay tribute to some obnoxious Kansas whiner named Sharon Baldwin just because she was named college homecoming queen or some such vanity title. I don't recall myself ever casting a vote for that and, anyway, she already got her just desserts. Even with some chintzy fakey crown on her head, Sharon is not my landlord and should not be expecting to get the rents from me. In fact, I will not be contributing a dime to the Irene Void of New Orleans. Sorry, but you graspy grabby prairie dogs are just too greedy to be tolerated. Unbelievable!