Someone was talking about me being served, as if I were somehow Queen Elizabeth I, the mysterious redheaded queen of olden times, demanding service of my many subjects. I didn't make up this story line so it leaves me completely blindsided to be mysteriously cast as the villainess to Spain, as if I was even thinking about that at all. They must have gotten me confused with my distant cousin Elizabeth who lived in Venezuela at one time, not that she was ever a redhead or a queen.