Which Reminds Me

How dare you criticize me for reading very old books? Is not the Bible a very old, yea, even ancient book, and yet even now, thousands of years later, its words are spiritual food for all who believe. If you cannot read old books then you have a serious mental problem because you really must read or at least hear the truth in order to believe. The truth is available for those who have ears to hear. If you cannot hear the truth then you have a hardened heart. Do not harden your heart in this hour of salvation. Who is to say that your life will not be required of you this very night and then what will become of your newfangled hifaluting verbiage? I am just saying. You obviously spend too much time hanging out with my pagan trash cousins. I am just saying.