Thursday, March 19, 2015

Which Reminds Me

You were expecting me to ask who gave this polygamistic rabble a key to my house? Obviously I can't have those creepy polygamists poking their noses into my personal business. Just being male does not get you a ring. Just because your name is Victor, that does not mean that I ever had any crush on you or even liked you very much. You were just a nuisance as far as I was concerned.