Which Reminds Me

Yes, how many times must I be reminded that Susie is not my best friend. We made the mistake once of telling Susie that she was our best friend. Susie replied that I was something like number 24 or 25 on her list. She would rather hang out with Josephine of the Philippines than with me, so obviously I don't have very much in common with Susie. Given that Suz and Sam have nothing for me, they really should not be expecting much in return. I am just saying.