Which Reminds Me

Yes, I once threatened to kill my sister but I relented and did not do that. If I had done that, perhaps I would be just as happy in my prison cell. Who knows? It was odd that someone was asking me about guns. How many times do I have to explain that I never owned a gun and couldn't care less. I suppose that if the food chain broke down in some fatal apocalypse a gun might come in handy for shooting rabbits and chickens to cook and eat. Fortunately we don't have to do that here. We can just go to the grocery store and buy our chickens already skinned and deboned and ready to cook.