Which Reminds Me

In summary, I have not the slightest connection to the dreary sugar machine and all that sugar junk. Just because my name sounds like candy, that does not mean that I have any sugar in me to account for. No, you may not eat me. I ought to have a choice in this matter given that I never was a Slave of the sugar machine, not even close. I am sick and tired of all your stupid sugar jokes. I demand my freedom. Let me go!