Which Reminds Me

How dare you call me a monster, you Spanish monstrosity! Are you claiming the throne of Spain or of England, you scion of Ferdinand and Isabella? The answer is not so clear, especially now. I, for one, do not see why all that political junk should matter to me. I am no Tudor, that I should have any distant claim to royalty. So whatever. I really don't wish to bother my mind with the perplexing dilemmas of royal lineage. God knows, so whatever. That said, I still think that I am just as much a human being as anyone else in this country of mine. I do not appreciate these efforts to degrade me to the level of horrid Italian mafia trash. I will remember that.