Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is a bit awkward, this useless Calabrian monstrosity here pretending to be something of importance when actually it is nothing. The Calabrian monstrosity certainly does put on such airs of self-importance and yet there is nothing in it, just nothingness. Shrill Italian hags are worse then useless to me. They are a nuisance and seem intent on preventing me from finding my rightful place in this life. I cannot trust anything they say and also cannot trust them with anything that I might say. So it is better that I get on with life absent any and all of this Calabrian nonsense.