Thursday, January 14, 2016

Which Reminds Me

Needless to say, I will NOT be available later to perform silly dog tricks for your blonde bimbo girlfriend whom you did not mention before the introductions. What was that guy's name? Laura can explain them much better than I can. For all I know, she could be a clone of our high school classmate Kelly, who well deserved to be categorized with those clueless Dummies. Yes, even in the U.S. we have some not-so-bright people. One often seems to hear the wind whistling between Kelly's eardrums. If Kelly wants a governess or maid for her family, she can always hire from the Latina underground maid network, ensuring that all of her personal business will be just out there on the Internet for all to see, so that they can more easily classify you for their own purposes, because in the future, there just won't be any redheads available to work for her. I am just saying.