Which Reminds Me

On the playground there was a Mexican bully who was swinging a baseball bat and screaming some national rant, a taunt of sorts against the U.S., which was a bit scary but the situation was defused by, I don't remember who, older student or the P.E. teacher or somebody, I don't remember very much about that, just that it does seem weird that the CIA would be taking sides with the Mexicans against me when I didn't do anything other than be a white person present at the time, in the third grade. Excuse me, should I apologize for existing? Weird.