Which Reminds Me

Yes, of course the public records show that Almon H. Calkins actually died in Sawtelle, in California, which seems to be adjacent to Santa Monica, on Sawtelle Boulevard. A quick search of the Rosehill Cemetery records in Chicago turns up nine Calkins decedents but no Almon H. Ok fine, whatever. Why are these neurotic people obsessing on these irrelevant Trivial Pursuit questions? It just doesn't matter to us. We will make our own burial arrangements at the appropriate time, thanks anyway.