Which Begs The Question

Why am I being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Burro? Actually the last name was Burrell, which may look faintly like Burrey, the last name of my great-grandfather's mother, but there would be no family connection between Burrell and Burrey. A severely dyslexic person might be confused but we are not dyslexic and we were not confused. No reason to go to such great lengths to make such a minor and insignificant point. We do not appreciate being jerked around by dyslexic idiots who cannot remember their own names. Who am I to argue with the Tribunal of Arbitrators? I have no idea. Enough said. Thanks anyway. Now go away and get your own life because you are ruining mine with all your stupid nonsense. I need my space.