Which Reminds Me

Pam kept complaining that I never asked her any questions. I cannot imagine why I would need to ask dreary boring Pam any questions. Pam monologues incessantly giving almost no space for comment, and why bother to comment or ask questions when Pam clearly has no listening skills? Clearly, Pam by her incessant chatter has already revealed everything that I would ever need to know about Pam without bothering to ask any further questions. In fact, I really do not want to know anything else about Pam. I would like to find my own life devoid of Pam, a life in which I do not have to feel myself a captive listener of dreary Pam. Thus there was no reason to ask Pam any questions.