Which Reminds Me

Yes, the Coopers have already been to our house to visit us and we even took them shopping. But they will not find any clues here about their creepy Carmen dog. They have yet to ask to see copies of my high school yearbooks which are not stored in the guest room. But the Smeyas would already know that since Vickie has obviously ransacked the contents and already posted online whatever she could find about us however irrelevant and trivial. I resent being dissected for purposes of redistribution of wealth when obviously I am not wealthy and yet am a unique and irreplaceable individual. I am not going to give you my identity and since you are trying to steal me you will be reported to the Identity Police.