Which Reminds Me

I seem to remember that Johnny Rentz's brother married some shrill Cuban witch. I think that my parents did force me to attend the wedding with them, one of those requisite social obligations. So why would they be complaining about that? You would think that they would be thankful that anyone would remember the existence of these annoying people who really don't matter anyway. Why should I waste any time in acknowledging this insignificant trivia of their existence?