Needless to say, we have no swingers at all in our family tree. I don't really need to clarify that point, obviously, but perhaps someone out there has somehow gotten us confused with those vulgar Krace swingers whose depravities have now shocked us all. We would rather not claim the swinger Krayce family as college classmates now that we know the full story of their sick minds but back in the old days we did not know that Larry Chump had so many mental problems.