Which Reminds Me

Here is an interesting question: Why is all the hush money goings to the trashy sluts of New Orleans? I did not get a college degree to spend all of my time cleaning up the garbage left behind by the swaggering idiots of Louisiana. I never liked them anyway. Obviously. Needless to say. I probably could keep going for a long time on this garbage, and yet even if I lived to the age of 100 I probably would never reach the bottom of the barrel and it is just not fair to expect me to do this. I can't just live without income from somewhere. I should not be expected to live like the family dog, just expecting the bowl to be refilled perpetually. I have to buy new shoes. I have bills to pay. Where is my check? I need it now.