Which Reminds Me

It does seem a bit strange that all of these Spanish people would be trying to attach me to their dreary culture. It's not like I ever really identified myself as Spanish and find it rather annoying that some vague poem that I never heard of from some obscure and unknown poet should be seized upon and interpreted that way. I always did feel like the foreigner in the crowd but not that way. It's not like I would know very much about the Spanish Armada, just that we won and beat off the Spanish flotilla and sent them packing. But why would they still be angry with us for that? And what is all of this nonsense about leaky boats? I don't see what that has to do with the price of tea in China. Whatever that meant.