Which Reminds Me

During the year I was attending Evangel College, I once brought a big bottle of Welch's grape juice into the dorm. When I got inside to my dorm hallway, someone across the hall questioned the contents of the brown paper bag that I was carrying. She said that I should be more careful, that people will be wondering what I am really smuggling into the dorm for clandestine consumption. I was not embarrassed to display the bottle of grape juice that I had bought for mostly my own consumption. There was nothing clandestine about that, no reason for this stupid witch from Oklahoma City to be casting about so many bizarre innuendos so damaging to my reputation. It was not like I was guilty of anything.